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custer-mp3:

ancienttheblackangel:

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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astraldemise:

one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said “i feel good because i did the right thing”. and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

brucespringsteendotcom:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

tchaikennugget:

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

bebx:

insane

greelin:

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

life gets soooo much better when you aren’t surrounding yourself with people who actively spend their time in internet discourse circles and debate ultimately negligible topics

“the X/Y/Z fandom is arguing about if it’s ok to-” i don’t care. come play with me outside in the mud puddles when you’re done

i feel like using fandom as an example was a cop out on my part when this applies to MUCH more, particularly infighting between identities. in the real world people are too busy sucking each other nasty style to give a shit about tumblr and twitter arguments and that’s how it should be

ihavemace:
“ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
“kleefkruid:
“probably-crazy-writer:
“hamvendor:
“newtgeiszler:
“ anyewest:
“ loismacgiver:
“ novitiate2017:
“I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
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tinder...

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

tinder link in bio.

the replies:

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*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

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I’m sobbing

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

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everythingfox:

Best friends for life

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faggottranssexual:

we need to be talking about veins!! girl theres wires in us!!!

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

midnight-sloth:

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

scretladyspider:

appendingfic:

pump-kink-pie:

awlwren:

only-tiktoks:

[id: cats participating in pole dance practice, often by sitting on conveniently flat poses their humans have struck]./end id.

Cats will interrupt you doing literally anything.

cats want to participate in All Household Activities

This is because they want to socialize by mirroring! Cats show solidarity by trying to do the thing you’re doing with you. Each of these cats in the video really loves their human and is like “human is on the pole? How do I participate to be closer to human?” and it’s really sweet. cats are so good and very affectionate, social animals